Worst Jokes Ever
YOUR MOM sucks my dick 24/7.
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
Your nan is gay.
Your reflection.
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
Yeet.
I'm thinking of getting a job as a gardener--pushing up the daisies!
Why can't you hear a dinosaur clap? They're dead.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 9 because my basement is still dark.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay, moving on. You took too long.
How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply* I don't know how many.)
3, Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply* 3...)
Wrong. 4, Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
Roses are red, my name is Dan...
TDM, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!