Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later thereβs a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: βWhat the hell was that all about?β
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
A man went to a library and asked the librarian if they had any books on suicide.
She replied "Oh fuck off, you won't bring it back!"
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered a minor.
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
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Whatβs the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
What is the difference between onions and my dead grandma?
I cried when I cut up the onions.
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
Old members come back, weβre bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.