Worst Jokes Ever
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:
Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.
Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.
These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.
Only Ninety's kids know about this.
So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?”
“Yes.”
“Did you hang ‘em?”
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree?
In between Christmas two and Christmas four. 😉😂😂
I was about to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
I was really rooting to tell that one.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.
What's worse than 5 babies tied to 5 trees?
1 baby tied to 5 trees.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
What did Sally get for Christmas? Ligma?
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?
Tourists.
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