Worst Jokes Ever
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
Life.
Lol, I have a teeny black dick.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
A girl and a boy were on a date. The boy kept farting. The girl asked, "What is wrong?!?". The boy replied, "Explosive diarrhea.". The girl said, "Ew".
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. The center of the explosion, the bathroom.
pussi
Why are mountains so funny? Because they are so high!
Christopher Columbus: *Sees native Americans* Can I see your land?
Native Americans: Sure, just be care..........
Christopher Columbus: Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit.
My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.
Why do animals hate playing card games with foxes?
They’re a bunch of cheetahs!
What do you call a priest that is a furry?
A Catholic.
What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven?
An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
Here's a joke: Your life.
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."