Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
Old members come back, we’re bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
'Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C.
I asked my now ex-boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah 😂)
I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
Here are 4 different ways to do UwU.
1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
Stolen dad jokes: "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.