Worst Jokes Ever
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
A man broke into Stevie Wonder's house and threatened to kill his wife.
He just turned a blind eye.
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?
Cross-country.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
If you're reading this right now, Then the joke's on you, Because I'm right behind ya, mothafucka!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey.
No, seriously,
I'm right behind ya.
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
Brian was shopping at a mall. He hopped onto an escalator. Next to him were two people having an argument. Eventually, one of them pulled out a pocket knife threatening to stab the other. Brian murmured "Well, that escalated quickly..."
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs?
Because he fell off his wheelchair.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.