Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Pass around the roses, their casket full of hoses, crash it, watch it, the water! OH SHIT IT'S GONNA BLOW!
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
Once I ate a table... it was food consuming.
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
I don't think jokes are very funny.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.