Worst Jokes Ever

Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.

What did the man say to the girl?

You just milked a cow.

My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?

His face.

What brings kids to school every day?

A school bus 🚌.

There was a woman sitting with me.

I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.

I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.

What kind of number hates nuts?

17.

What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.

You're mum.

Egg?

I have a really good joke.

Do you want to hear it?

Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.

I am mis-steak.

These jokes make me want to die.

There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."

So the guy replies,

OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."

So the guy replies,

OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender replies, "Here you go!"

So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.

What do you call a pig?

Pig.

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.

Where was Stephen Hawking buried?

In a black hole. 😂🤣

Why do elephants never get rich?

Because they work for peanuts!

Q: How do you make a fire?

A: Oil and dead babies.