Worst Jokes Ever
You and your mom.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
There was a man. He came home with his friends from the bar and man was he ever wasted! Their friends made sure to get him home safely. The next morning, he woke up and found blood all over his nightstand. He called his friends and asked for his alarm clock back.
Loud Korea noise.
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
My neighbor is like my marriage. They're both in the hole.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
What's better than a pile of dead babies?
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.
What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
A killer gone up to 5 people and killed 4 of them. There were 2 couples and 1 third wheel. The 5th one was left single out...
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What do you call a retarded cow?
Vegan (vegetable).
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.