Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
Alright listen up buttercup, this is a knock knock joke. It starts off all innocent, but BAM! The dude realizes his mom is at the door, and he's gotta kick his lover out before she finds out. See, the punchline is that he's cheating. And you probably are too, cheater.
fuck you
what the fuck the funniest thing ever showing it to all my friends