Worst Jokes Ever
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
It was 9/10.
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.