Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call James, James?
I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
I almost got run over by a car.
For the rest of the day I was taking the backseat as I was wheely tried.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
The cop that is on a 12 o'clock shift says, "Hands up!"
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
I'm really bad at giving directions, but don't take that the wrong way.
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Gvido gubis.