Worst Jokes Ever

One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.

I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!

There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?

Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.

Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.

Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!

Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.

Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?

Because they don’t have a sister.

What are Africans composed of?

99% Coca-Cola.

It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.

As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!

What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?

A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.

You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.

What did the rapper name his new DOG?

Lil Bark.

Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?

Why can’t orphans have phones?

Because it has a home button.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t get a home run.

"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."

What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?

Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD

What do you call James, James?

This is an a-maze-ing joke!

What did 0 say to 8?

"Hey, nice belt!"

I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂