Worst Jokes Ever
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.
This isn't a joke. My dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago. He still hasn't returned. Should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved.
Did you sea what I did there?
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
Knock knock.
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back.
AND I still didn't get my FUCKING CIGARETTES!
[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.