Worst Jokes Ever
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
How emos propose: Would you please join my family tree?
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
The Americans.
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
My favorite website.
Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?
Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."
Dams are dam strange.