Worst Jokes Ever

The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.

He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!

What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"

A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?

I don't eat the fruit.

Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.

What do you call a clock on a belt?

A waist of time.

Jack: Hey Josh!

Josh: What?

Jack: Sex!

Josh: Huh?

Jack: SEX!!

Josh: I don't get it.

Jack: Exactly ;)

What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.

Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.

Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?

A: Reading road signs.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile.

Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.

The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.

Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt quacks!

My gamer tag is TheBigAut.

When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.

A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!