Worst Jokes Ever
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
Every time I come in the kitchen, my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food, like the fried chicken, the mashed potatoes, the collard greens, mac and cheese, and the cornbread.
Then I said I wanna eat some of that shit. I love soul food. Then I told her, "You keep it up; your fat ass is going to be big like the house on Haunted Hill."
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?
Lol.
I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
What's Adam's biggest fear?
Andy with a belt.