Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Your father.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Incest is wincest.
"Muffin Man, Muffin Man, he's gonna rape you in his van."
If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...
Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.
And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?
I turned the light on, and my dad said turn it off, so I unplugged his life support.
I was going to think of a good amputee joke...
But I’m stumped.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Said the man angered to his wife:
"Now stop the damn suicide tries! Just look at the gas bill!?"
Politics.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?
Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
Hellen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.
What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.