Worst Jokes Ever
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
The egg that beat Kylie Jenner.
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
When do eggs hatch?
At the CRACK of dawn!
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Toby Fox.
Where do cows go on a holiday? Moo-Zealand! 😜
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve!
A guy crashed his Ford SUV. He couldn't escape.
A man with a mullet walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"
What’s the difference a hooker an a drug dealer...?? A hooker can wash her crack an resell it.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.