Worst Jokes Ever
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
You're gay.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Break his pipes...
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.
Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?
Because she wanted to join the Brownies.
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!
My mum touched my friend, but she wasn’t the she’s only 12.
Ben Inkster, more like gay.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."
People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?
One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.