Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a pool full of retards?
Vegetable soup.
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
Why can’t Sally get a hair cut? She has cancer.
Want to hear a joke?
Ohio State football.
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."
Why did my wife leave me?
I wish I knew.
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
Paki curry is shit.
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Society
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
This is a joke. Laugh now or else.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
Robert Ryall