Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.

Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing. They just waved.

Did you sea what I did there?

If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.

This isn't a joke. My dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago. He still hasn't returned. Should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year?

I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back.

AND I still didn't get my FUCKING CIGARETTES!

[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?

Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.

What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?

I don't eat the fruit.

Jack: Hey Josh!

Josh: What?

Jack: Sex!

Josh: Huh?

Jack: SEX!!

Josh: I don't get it.

Jack: Exactly ;)