Worst Jokes Ever
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved.
Did you sea what I did there?
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.
This isn't a joke. My dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago. He still hasn't returned. Should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year?
Knock knock.
I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back.
AND I still didn't get my FUCKING CIGARETTES!
[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?
Glad to present you a wood clock.
https://olegon.ru/clock/
My name is Gunter.
Gunter Gunter is dead.
Gunter Gunter stuffed my cat's head. ;D
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
I did not want to join sailing, but my friend roped me into it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?
I don't eat the fruit.
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
Jack: Hey Josh!
Josh: What?
Jack: Sex!
Josh: Huh?
Jack: SEX!!
Josh: I don't get it.
Jack: Exactly ;)