Worst Jokes Ever
What is heavy forward but not backward?
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
A kid asks his mom what dark humor is.
She says, “You see that man with no arms, tell him to clap.”
“But mom, I’m blind!” says the kid.
“Exactly,” replied the mom.
Why is suicide illegal?
Because it destroys government property.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
Dying mall be like...
"Toys" were us.
Goodbye, kitty.
Dying Canes.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Oh, shit, I have nothing to say to you!
Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.
Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?
Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.