Worst Jokes Ever
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
Logan Paul.
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
Where did Lucy go in the bombing... Everywhere.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.
It’s impossible to put down.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!