Worst Jokes Ever
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
Most of the jokes are trash.
I went to the store, and yeah...
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
Last time I got caught stealing a calendar, I got 12 months.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
Lawrence in maths ;)
How's it going @#$!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
Did you hear about the Mormons?
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.