Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
Ur mom is emo.
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner, and then you realize you are the mom.
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
I don't want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.
"What did the mom broom say to the baby broom? Go to sweep!"