Worst Jokes Ever
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
U can vent here idc.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
Teacher: Tell me a moral story.
Little Johnny: Once my grandfather was in WW2. He saw everyone praising to kill him. For example, we should sneak up and kill him. We get the helicopter above and shoot him from there. My grandfather heard this, he got his gun and shot them all.
Teacher: What is the moral even?
Little Johnny: Never plan to kill my grandfather.