Worst Jokes Ever
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
One man walked into a bar. A second man walked into a bar, but the third guy ducked.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
My face.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
This is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns.
How do you fix an igloo?
With Iglue.
One day, I sit in the lounge on a chair.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.