Worst Jokes Ever
What was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
The bomb.
Lucifer's so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.
Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner, and then you realize you are the mom.
Nothing is lost until Mom can't find it.
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
"What did the mom broom say to the baby broom? Go to sweep!"
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.
If you ever think no one cares about you,
kill someone, then the news will.
"Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable."
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.