Worst Jokes Ever
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
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What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Why did Santa stop at three ho's?
Ms. Claus caught him.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. My grandpa didn’t even survive one.