Worst Jokes Ever
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
"I hear you asking, 'What's your favorite instrument?' The Trombone."
Glip gloop glap.
To spite Santa and Greta Thunberg, I'm burning the coal I got for Christmas.
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
I like my marriages like I like my whiskey: on the rocks.
Did you know that lots of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
*Ring Ring!*
Who’s there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
You’ve soldier house! Congrats!
waHt
12/8?
We’ll be back.
ICH BIN GOTT.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
Ryan.
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.