Worst Jokes Ever
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
Biggest lie ever told: it was the cat.
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
Your dad must be a mailman.
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
Are you choked?
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
"Knock knock."
"Come in."
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.