Worst Jokes Ever
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
Me and the boys are cool.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
"Ow! You hit the spot!"
Big
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"