Worst Jokes Ever
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
Big Dik
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
What did Eve say to Adam?
"That is rock hard."
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
Grass.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.