Worst Jokes Ever
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
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I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
We are anonymous because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
"Can you tie a knot?"
"I cannot."
"So you can knot?"
"No, I cannot knot."
"Not knot?"
"Who's there?"
"F... off!"
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
If my cat were a cactus, doesn't that make him the catus?
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.
LAMO.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
Two fish in a bowl. First fish asks, "Haven't I seen you around here before?"
The second fish replies, "F**k me, a talking fish!"
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.