Worst Jokes Ever

East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?

Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?

Why do orphans suck at baseball?

They can never find home.

What’s the difference between 69 and High School?

In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.

Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!

Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?

He wanted them rusted.

The bell rings, and Ana was about to leave, but the teacher said, "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."

The next day, Ana was late, and the teacher asked, "Why are you late?" Ana replied with, "The bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive, I do."

If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?

If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

IBC.

IBC who?

I'll be seeing you later.

A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.

When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:

You're so ugly that I choked and died.

When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"

Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.

So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the

I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.

Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."

*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"

What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?

We have a case of Witzelsucht.

Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.