Worst Jokes Ever
I sat down and wrote a joke.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
I love my dog and all dogs.
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.
Me: Ok.
*Ring*
Me: Opens the door.
Oh sh*t!
Mom: Gets flip flop.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
He: "I love you."
Me: "I love myself too."
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
Hi.
Hi hi hug hi huh hi hi.
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?
He was rotten to the albacore.
Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
Rocks rock and crack!
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.