Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh, honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" The sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
I am Mario's brother.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
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The priest had a very holy shirt.