Worst Jokes Ever
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
A... B... Sea?
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Walking is just running with extra steps.
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service.
EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
I sat down and wrote a joke.