Worst Jokes Ever
Poop Jackson.
Gay people.
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
Tuxedos suit you.
I like my women how I like my coffee... HOT.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.