Worst Jokes Ever
Thank God I went on the tenth.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
What starts with F and ends with CK?
Firetruck.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh, honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" The sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.