Worst Jokes Ever
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
Remember the name Ben Andrews.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."