Worst Jokes Ever
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus,
"Please send me a sibling!"
Santa Claus wrote him back and said, "Okay, send me your mother!"
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.
It's not a joke.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.