Worst Jokes Ever
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
Just laugh.
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I had fun.
What is fun? Everyone.
What is a good night for you?
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
I love birthdays 🍰
Ccdddfrtyyhhgfdderrrrtyu.
Ryan: Mother, if you had 10 cookies, and I took 4 away from you, how much do you have?
Mother: I will still have ten cookies, because I will not give any to you.
Ryan: What if I forcefully take 4 cookies away from you?
Mother: I will have 10 cookies and a dead body.
Ryan and his mother had cookies that day. Ryan took all 10 cookies. He was never seen again. R.I.P Ryan.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!