Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?

Happy for the first time.

What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.

You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

My depression is depressed.

What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?

They both can’t be found.

What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?

"Happynese" (happy knees).

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

What do you call angry midgets?

Short-tempered.

What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?

F-Juan Fifty.

Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?

Joke,

Joke,

Jooooooooooooooke.

POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.

What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"

Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?

I have had it up to here with you.

(Then there Hight.)

Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.

Friend: Why?

Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?

Because they lost two towers already.