Worst Jokes Ever
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Lions = gay pride.