Worst Jokes Ever
I have had it up to here with you.
(Then there Hight.)
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Friend 1: Did you?
Depressed friend 2: I didn't!
Friend one: Swear on your life!
Depressed friend 2: I swear.
A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.