Worst Jokes Ever
I like ramen. If you do, like!
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Yo mama so fat...
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
This picture is for bras! Comment or not and go to each one and comment! And go!
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard? Neither did she!
I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
I can't come in, because I'm too high.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
Jimmy Savile should have presented Pop off the Tops instead of Top of the Pops.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.
Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.