Worst Jokes Ever
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
Lions = gay pride.
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"
"Oh, that was the cat."
"We don't have a cat..."
"Oh..."
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.