Worst Jokes Ever
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
Teacher: Don’t run into the road!
Down syndrome: Weeeeee!
Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.
What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?
There are 40 of them.
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
Ariana Grande
Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless!
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
Walking. JK, Rowling.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.