Worst Jokes Ever
A goose with no beak, and you eat?
Goose beak salad, file! :)
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm CST.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.