Worst Jokes Ever
I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
"Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa,"
"Give away my Money, No Papa,"
"Telling Lies, OK, Ima Check my Bank Account."
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.