Worst Jokes Ever
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
Hondo's dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a Hondo.
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.