Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.
Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."
Arik? (Not a joke.)
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."