Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. đ
Whatâs the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He canât walkie or talkie.
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesnât beat you.
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Whatâs the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain finished the races.
Why canât you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you canât drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when itâs below 10%.
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed."
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.