Worst Jokes Ever
Guy 1: Why is my cat so angry?
Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage.
Guy 1: Don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, it seems delicious.
Guy 1: Mmm, so... w-wait what are you doing? I didn't think you meant the one in my lunch :< Where are you leaving #_#
**Meow...**
Guy 1: Shut up, I will never feed you this sausage. It's not for you :< -_- </3
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could whack off Jack. Jill yelled out, "Jack, where is your sack?"
Said, "I'm not Jack, I'm your friend Nancy."
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
What STD can you get from phone sex?
Hearing AIDS.
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
There are 4 people on a plane while it's crashing and there are only 3 parachutes. There's Opera, Obama, a little girl, and Trump. Opera grabs a parachute and says, "I'm famous, I get one!" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well, I'm president, of course I get one!" Obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since you're the future of our generation, take the last one." The little girl hugs Obama and says, "Actually, we can both have one. Trump took my backpack!"
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! XD
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
Sayo-nara.
Q: Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
A: It did not want to get stuck in a crack.