Worst Jokes Ever
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
Five more days.
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
If a depressed kid tries to high five a tree, it leaves them hanging.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
I've got a job defusing landmines.
It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com