Worst Jokes Ever
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
Josh Williams
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
Don't you hate it when you do the dishes, but then you realize it wasn't the dishes?
My friend: What are you doing?
Me: I'm making holy water.
My friend: How?
Me: I'm boiling the hell out of it.
If sex with three people is called a "threesome" and sex with two people is called a "twosome," then I know why people call you handsome!
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
I did a walk today, but I had a walk home from a walk. Walk today, but it when.
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
I'll turn ya nan into bonemeal.
3+3=****