Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
What is a pile of balls?
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!
One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said, "You should be proud of your sister." I asked why. They told me it was the best that they ever had, and we got your sister a trophy.
So I went home, my sister said, "Look at my trophy I earned." The trophy said "The Best Blow Jobs." As a bro, I couldn’t be more prouder.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)