Worst Jokes Ever
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.
Oh, wait... never mind...
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
My gf/bf said: "I'm dating your uncle!" You cry and you look under your bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
What did the Titanic say as it sank?
I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
It's not a joke.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.