Worst Jokes Ever
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Long live the quee—Oh wait...
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.