Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
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What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
Papaumamaumau papaumaumamau.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. My dad is gone to...
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”