Worst Jokes Ever
Kate: Can we have a threesome?
Trevor: Sure.
The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing, and then he feels something going up his back end. He goes to punch the person behind him, but then he turns on the light, and it was Kate behind him, and he's been fucking the guy the whole time.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
My name is Gunter.
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
I have a ton of work to do... A skele-TON.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
The cops had to comb the area.
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.