Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.

Guy 1: Why is my cat so angry?

Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage.

Guy 1: Don't you?

Guy 2: Yeah, it seems delicious.

Guy 1: Mmm, so... w-wait what are you doing? I didn't think you meant the one in my lunch :< Where are you leaving #_#

**Meow...**

Guy 1: Shut up, I will never feed you this sausage. It's not for you :< -_- </3

A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?

I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could whack off Jack. Jill yelled out, "Jack, where is your sack?"

Said, "I'm not Jack, I'm your friend Nancy."

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    • There are 4 people on a plane while it's crashing and there are only 3 parachutes. There's Opera, Obama, a little girl, and Trump. Opera grabs a parachute and says, "I'm famous, I get one!" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well, I'm president, of course I get one!" Obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since you're the future of our generation, take the last one." The little girl hugs Obama and says, "Actually, we can both have one. Trump took my backpack!"

    What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?

    I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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    • What's the difference between jam and jelly?

    You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.

    "Why do people call Americans excessive?"

    "It was probably because of WWII."

    "Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"

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