Worst Jokes Ever
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"