Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?

They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.

Except it had no home button.

What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?

The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.

Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"