Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, she was electrocuted.

When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:

Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?

Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."

I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?

My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.

I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.

I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.

Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.