Worst Jokes Ever
I'll turn ya nan into bonemeal.
3+3=****
KSI driving ability.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
If you are dehydrated, you should get well soon.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"
Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist then.
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
Did you know that the shovel was a groundbreaking invention?
"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?