Worst Jokes Ever

Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?

Because who wants a traffic an adult?

I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.

Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!

I bullied a handicap today.

What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?

What is the healthiest fruit?

An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!

Hi 👋 I was wondering...

If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?

My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"

No witnesses.

The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.

Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.

What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?

POORphan

What happened when the dog played golf?

He hit the ball into the ruff.

Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.

Q: How did Stephen Hawking die?

A: He lost internet connection.

I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I cut it off, though.

What would a clock look like with no numbers?

Timeless!

What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?

"Want me to pack your shit?"

I’m friends with 25 letters. I don’t know y!

Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.

Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?

No, because he is dead.

Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)