Worst Jokes Ever
If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang comes back.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.