Worst Jokes Ever
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
What about women's lefts?
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.