Worst Jokes Ever
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
I had a job at a banana factory. I got fired because I threw away the bent ones.
Dark humor is like having parents, not everybody gets them.
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
Five more days.
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
If a depressed kid tries to high five a tree, it leaves them hanging.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.