Worst Jokes Ever
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Roses are red, Violets are blue.
Run, bestie, run!
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
Rat
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
We gate.
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.