When I go to weddings, old people will tell me I'm next, but when I go to funerals, I tell old people they're next.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because it's dark. The person is at a wedding, where old people are all like, "You're next to get married!" But then, at a funeral, the person flips it and tells the old folks, "You're next to die!" See, it's unexpected and kinda morbid, which makes it funny. You probably think funerals are fun places to pick up chicks, don't you?