Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
I got a sister.
That was a big mistake.
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
Why donât orphans play baseball?
'Cause they canât hit a home run.
Whatâs under the bottom?
Your legs.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying âLike ya cut, gâ and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said âLike ya cutâs gâ.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.