Worst Jokes Ever
I've got a job defusing landmines.
It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.