Worst Jokes Ever
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Sometimes I am happy, and there are times I envy my dog.
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
If I was God, my parents would be anesthetists.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.
The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!