Worst Jokes Ever
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
Did you know that the shovel was a groundbreaking invention?
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
Josh Williams
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
Don't you hate it when you do the dishes, but then you realize it wasn't the dishes?
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”