Worst Jokes Ever
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
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One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus,
"Please send me a sibling!"
Santa Claus wrote him back and said, "Okay, send me your mother!"
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
I saw a kid crying, sitting on the sidewalk, and I asked him where his parents were. He then cried even more. God, I love working at the orphanage.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD