Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
I went home and I saw my friend kissing my sister. I said, "What’s going on?" They both told me that they’re going out with each other. I said, "Alright."
The next morning, I see my friend kissing my mom. I said, "What’s going here?" They both told me they’re going out with each other. Then my friend said to me, "I gave you 3 gifts. 1 gift, I’m your best friend. 2 gift, I’m your new brother-in-law. 3 gift, I’m your new stepfather." I felt so happy I had a friend that [is] looking out for me.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?