Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.
One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:
Police: "What’s you name?"
Shut Up: "Shut Up."
Police: "Where's your manners?!"
Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."
The joke is u.
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
Remember, the confession booth is not a glory hole.
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.