Worst Jokes Ever
What kills you?
Suicide.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?
Doctor: Ten.
Man: Weeks? Months? Days?
Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
I kicked the shit out of Little Johnny.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
Eat my ass!
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.