Worst Jokes Ever
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"
Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"
If sex with three people is called a "threesome" and sex with two people is called a "twosome," then I know why people call you handsome!
"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
If you are dehydrated, you should get well soon.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare?
"To be and not to be."
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
By the way, could you tell me an elevator pun? I can't seem to "come up" with one myself.
A man walking on his roof, carrying an axe. He drops it on someone below him and says, "Sorry, it was an axe-cident!"
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!