Worst Jokes Ever
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I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
I drank some dye before, but don't worry, I've only dyed a little inside.
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
One day, I put a lady taffy on my ass.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"
I like unicorns.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."