Worst Jokes Ever

Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.

I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."

"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."

I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.

Nobody got it.

What did a tree say to the tomato?

Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”

Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.

Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."

LOL

There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."

Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.

What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?

Panera fed.

Credit to RogueRobot for this one:

What does Panera sleep in?

Panera bed.

What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?

Panera said.

Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.

As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.

For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.

Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.

Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.

Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?

"This is a nice reflection!"

What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.

My depression is depressed.

What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?

"Happynese" (happy knees).