Worst Jokes Ever
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
On the plus side, Nicola Bulley no longer has a problem with alcohol.
My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.