Worst Jokes Ever
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
"And the Lord said unto John, 'Come forth and receive eternal life,' but John came fifth and got a toaster."
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
There was nothing left but de-brie.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!