Worst Jokes Ever
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"
"Six pounds."
"And shaving?"
"Three pounds."
"Good, then shave my head."
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
What’s the difference between the baby I just stabbed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already done told her twice.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
May.
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.