Worst Jokes Ever
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
I got a horse and I named it Hermio-nae.
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
I'll stop with the horrible puns if you can say a good joke.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.
There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.
One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:
Police: "What’s you name?"
Shut Up: "Shut Up."
Police: "Where's your manners?!"
Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."
1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."
2019: The flying cars future.
Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.
Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"
Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."
Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"
Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."
Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"
Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!