Worst Jokes Ever
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Which president has never gone to jail?
Lincoln because he's innocent in a cent, get it?
Adam and Eve had sex. It was paradise.
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
Uranus is a gas giant.
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"
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What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.