Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
My mom told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, "I'm sorry, but you only have 10 left."
The patient asks him, "Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?"
The doctor calmly looks at him and says, "Nine."
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.