Worst Jokes Ever

Is that a mirror in your pocket?

'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.

None.

What's the square root of your dead?

9/11.

How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?

If their grade was only an A.

My joke is:

My life.

"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."

-Al Nassr owner

I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.

Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?

They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she was hit by a bus.

Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?

Most people: No.

Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.

I'll turn ya nan into bonemeal.

KSI driving ability.

Who would win?

The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,

Or one horny Henry?

A man asked another man if he was happy with his marriage. He replied, "Yes, I'm very happy. We go on date night every week." The other man asked, "When?" He goes on Wednesday and I go on Thursday.

3+3=****

Did you know that the shovel was a groundbreaking invention?

"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?

If you are dehydrated, you should get well soon.

If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.

If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.