Worst Jokes Ever
So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day.
After about 13 tries, I realized this was very time consuming.
I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
What ended in 1999? 1998.
How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.
A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum-tsssh!
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
My joke is:
My life.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
This person has Down syndrome.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying.