Q: Why did Sally survive the car accident?
A: She hit an ambulance.
Q: Why did Sally survive the car accident?
A: She hit an ambulance.
Listen up, smarty pants! So, Sally was in a car crash, right? But instead of crashing into something that would hurt her, she crashed into an ambulance. An ambulance, you see, is there to help people who get hurt in accidents. So, by crashing into the ambulance, she was basically crashing into help. You probably would have crashed into a tree, dumbo.