Worst Jokes Ever
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
That camping trip was in-tents.
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-and-Tell.
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
What hangs low?
Balls.
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
#takemebacksophie
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"I'm lagging."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.