Worst Jokes Ever
Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.
Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol
Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!
Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
Friend: You ok, man?
Me: Yea... I'll just leave myself "hangin'" tonight...
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
Kid #1: You're adopted.
Kid #2: At least they wanted me.
Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.